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Buried (2010): B
A film designed to rattle claustrophobics, Buried situates itself exclusively inside an underground wooden coffin inhabited by Paul Conroy (a suitably frantic and furious Ryan Reynolds), a U.S. contractor working in Iraq. Armed only with a lighter and a cell phone, Paul tries to make sense of his predicament while not completely losing his mind,…
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Despicable Me (2010): B
As with Megamind, Despicable Me concerns the humanity of a super-villain, in this instance lifelong baddie Gru (Steve Carell). In Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud’s inspired if slight animated saga, Gru operates in a world accustomed to his nefariousness – his neighbors hardly blanche at his malevolent-looking residence amidst their cookie-cutter planned community homes, and…
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Escape from New York (1981): B+
John Carpenter’s widescreen compositions not only lend beauty to Escape from New York but also enhance its paranoia over (and disgust with) military-industrial complex tyranny. In a future 1997, a spike in crime leads the U.S. government to wall off Manhattan to make it a maximum-security prison for the nation’s criminals. When terrorists hijack and…
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The Monthly Avalanche
My last link collection covered more than two months' worth of work, while this one covers only one – progress! The Village Voice:Rio (Village Voice)Footprints (Village Voice)Born to Be Wild 3D (Village Voice)They're Out of the Business (Village Voice)Mysteries of the Jesus Prayer (Village Voice)Hop (Village Voice)Mia and the Magoo (Village Voice)Limitless (Village Voice)Korkoro (Village…
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Terror Train (1980): C
After Halloween and Prom Night, Jamie Lee Curtis cemented her “scream queen” status with Terror Train, a run-of-the-mill slasher film whose central gimmick is setting its action on a train. In truth, however, this routine horror effort is most notable for featuring a young David Copperfield in a runtime-padding role as a magician wowing the…
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Devil (2010): C-
“From M. Night Shyamalan” no longer portends positive results, and true to form, his producer’s credit on Devil accurately reflects the generally cruddy nature of this B-movie, in which five people get trapped in a high-rise elevator – and one of them turns out to be Satan! John Erick Dowdle’s film has a compact set-up…
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Pieces (1982): C
A young boy works on a nude-woman jigsaw puzzle while singing “Humpty Dumpty,” and when his mother viciously chastises him for such obscenity, he hacks her into bits and pieces and then poses as a traumatized victim to the police. This 1942 prologue sets the stage for the prime narrative of Pieces, in which a…
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Christine (1983): B
John Carpenter makes the best of a difficult situation with Christine, a faithful adaptation of one of Stephen King’s lesser (and more ridiculous) works. There are few scares lurking in this 1979-set haunted-car saga, in which nerdy high-schooler Arnie Cunningham (Keith Gordon) falls dangerously in love with a 1958 cherry-red Plymouth Fury named Christine, since…
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Insidious (2011): C
Initially unsettling and then increasingly ridiculous, Insidious follows a well-worn template while attempting to maximize the benefits of jump scares. Saw masterminds James Wan and Leigh Whannell’s tale concentrates on the seemingly happy Lambert family, who move into a new suburban house and promptly begin noticing strange occurrences explainable only by supernatural means, be it…
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Long Time Coming
It's been more than two months since I've updated this blog, largely because of a workload that's negated most of my free time. Nonetheless, here's a link update covering January, February and the beginning of March. The Village Voice:Battle: Los Angeles (Village Voice)Mars Needs Moms (Village Voice)Beastly (Village Voice)Rango (Village Voice)Foreign Parts (Village Voice)Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (Village Voice)I…
