Alphabetical Review Archive

Prehistory Stupidity


10000bcThe weekend’s major release is 10,000 B.C., and like virtually every other Roland Emmerich film, it’s big and dumb. Until next Friday, when the surprisingly solid Horton Hears a Who! arrives, those dying to sit in a movie theater would be better served checking out Paranoid Park, The Bank Job, or Blindsight, a documentary about blind Tibetan teens trying to scale Mount Everest.

The Present:
10,000 B.C. (Slant magazine)
Snow Angels (Cinematical)
Blindsight (Slant magazine)
Girls Rock! (Slant magazine)

The Future:
Flash Point (Slant magazine)
Sputnik Mania (Slant magazine)